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earthdad:

don’t ever talk to someone while you’re horny it is a bad idea and you’ll regret it

"I wanna be your “1am I can’t sleep” text"

phobias:

my interests range from cute puppy’s to hard core sex

gabite:

the deeper your voice is the deeper you can go in me

  • me (surprised): omg
  • me (amused): omg
  • me (angry): omg
  • me (sad): omg
  • me (nostalgic): omg
  • me (annoyed): omg
  • me (scared): omg

disvalue:

all i think about is sex and what i am going to eat next

"I began to realize how important it was to be an enthusiast in life. If you are interested in something, no matter what it is, go at it full speed ahead. Embrace it with both arms, hug it, love it and above all become passionate about it. Lukewarm is no good."

- Roald Dahl (via lexestrex)

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege)

bitchface12345:

i don’t do cocaine i just like the smell

kaliforhnia:

There’s always gonna be that one person that you can’t get out of your mind no matter how hard you try.

condom:

I love when people shut the fuck up

finalgrrl:

i loooooove personality quizzes and astrology and alignments and personality types because i’m completely obsessed with myself

andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

hoekage:

the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love

byrongraffiti:

I almost dropped my got damn phone.
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